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Anonymous asked: You think liking feet is " weird porn"? REALLY, haha You must be new here, welcome to the internet. I'm sorry, it seems your intelligence level is dangerously low, You'll need parental supervision to be on here.

I love how when people want to sound smart when calling someone stupid they say “intelligence level.” It’s not an expression used in any other situation. No one ever said, “he has a pretty high intelligence level.”

I won’t explain how Mr. Anonymous misconstrued my original post. It should be pretty understandable to most readers. Say, if you have an intelligence level over 7.3

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I’ve never written about my most disturbing tumblr experience.

I mean, I expected the weird porn. I know what the internet is, you can’t freak me out with cartoon characters having sex. Water off my back.

But I was just looking up the tag for mongoose (or something like that), just a really innocent thing. And this girl wrote this long plea that her followers needed to stop asking for her to post pictures of her feet. That she enjoyed it  for a while but the real purpose of her tumblr was to post pictures of different types of varmints.  She might post pictures of her feet in the future but she really wanted to focus on pictures of small mammals.

After that, I got off the internet for a while.

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